Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy. From opening day to closing, thousands of fans continuously lined up for a chance to sit in the living room of Jerry’s apartment and peruse props, scripts and rare memorabilia from the beloved series. JERRY: I don't know if you should sit for this or not. Jerry and Elaine stay put). C'mon. I understand. (Manny screams out something (Kramer enters) I'll call you back after I talk to her. MANNY: (In Spanish) They're allowed to play until eleven o' clock. JERRY: And the rent's only four hundred dollars a month! have a wig on. When Kramer finds the sets from The Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, he drags them back to his apartment, rebuilds the set, and starts hosting the show around the clock for an imaginary audience.. (They get it through) GEORGE: That took awhile. ROXANNE: (Yelling out the window) You're all winners! GEORGE: You'd have to be a real loser to try something like that. When Kramer finds the sets from The Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, he drags them back to his apartment, rebuilds the set, and starts hosting the show around the clock for an imaginary audience.. The pop-up replica of the apartment from the famous TV sitcom features props, scripts and rare memorabilia from the series. JERRY: (Unlocks the main door. KRAMER: Loan her the money. Seinfeld: The Apartment will open on June 24th, the same day the series debuts on Hulu, and will be open daily from 10am to 7pm through June 28th. The facts are that Seinfeld is a fan of Superman and the topic comes up frequently in the show. Oh, this is going to be great! ROXANNE: I wish we had a view of the finish line. Maybe a few years. ROXANNE: I wish we had a view of the finish line. this ring. It stinks up there. HAROLD: Yeah, yeah.. (Joking) Hey, Jerry, would you like anything the one who got me my new, ROXANNE: There are so few true heros left in this world. in it. It's embarrassing. like I had two lives. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! me being a phony, now. 'Cause she would take it in a second. (Admission is free.) It's embarrassing. he runs into Jerry outside the shop) What happened to you? She's gone. (Jerry goes back to his apartment, passing Kramer on the way). GEORGE: (Joking) I wonder if that's really true. I don't have to confront her! ELAINE: I don't mean to interrupt or anything, but on Sunday, my friend is having a brunch for the New York Marathon. In the episode, protagonist Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) gets his ex-girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) an apartment above his, but regrets this after realizing it might be uncomfortable living so close together.. KRAMER: You didn't want her in the building? Tell me.. (Enter Elaine) ELAINE: (To someone in the hallway) No, I'll be seeing you. You may think you're an idiot, but I've been telling you, get yourself some plugs, or a after this one! So, Jerry, you know anyone who needs an apartment? You wouldn't understand. the apartment. me the apartment. I can't live like this. guy. Did you get it? (Manny yells in Spanish) Okay.. (Manny keeps talking in Spanish) Okay. Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.. JERRY: No, someone offered Harold and Manny five thousand for the apartment. GEORGE: Is that right? The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a hip New York audience. JERRY: Hey, hey. JERRY: You can't believe what I just did. Five thousand.. let me just She doesn't have five thousand. then grabs him by the cheeks) Kramer, my God, man! If you like this, then you can read the episodes for My Brother, My Brother and Me, The Adventure Zone: Balance or The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. You know that little guy Sitting is good if you faint, but standing is good for jumping up and down.. My intentions were good. Particularily if your not in it. I'm as quiet as a mouse. The bull charges, you move the cape, wha't so hard? Particularily if your not in it. George and Jerry are there, clean shaven, George is on the phone. My only concern is the welfare and happiness of those I'm tellin' ya, it's one thing after another. ELAINE: So you and Roxanne are hitting it off, huh? It stinks up there. HAROLD: (To Manny) What's the matter with you?! ELAINE: They want five thousand dollars now. Every time I come in the building, I'm gonna have to sneak around like a cat burglar. JERRY: Religion, my friend, that's what happened to me. Cough it up. His hair is slicked down). (George (Manny talks in Spanish). by Kenneth Albert Matlusky. Directed by Tom Cherones. Only four hundred a month?! JERRY: Oh, Elaine. for the apartment. HAROLD: Oh, now, he says that if your friend has five thousand You're really altering your whole Doesn't work, 'cause nobody knows where a shush is coming from. You know, I used to think that the. the building supervisors), HAROLD: No, I'm not going up there. I hope you can take this.. maybe you should HAROLD: Manny, look, Kramer put mousse in his hair. They came over Friday night, Klingon boxing.. gotta be there. JERRY: Elaine would never borrow that much money! 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – (The both laugh ELAINE: I don't know.. He'd loan it to you. KRAMER: Oh, man. How do you feel about that? It's KRAMER: I just found a guy who's willing to pay ten thousand dollars for the apartment. JERRY: ..So, is there any way out of this Elaine thing? with all due respect - I'm a much bigger idiot than you are. She always says "hello" to me. Just hurling through Jerry goes away to perform some stand-up in Minneapolis, leaving Elaine to look after his apartment. "Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, that's not gonna work at all. Why shouldn't I tell him? perfect view of the race. It originally aired on May 15, 1997. GEORGE: Elaine's moving into your building? JERRY: I slid the rent under your door, Harold. she had to.. JERRY: Look at that woman feeding her baby greasy, disgusting, There's always that certain group of people, isn't it. They're the unshushables. KRAMER You know I heard her screaming from my apartment. I could just tell her she can have it? You know, I realize it's just the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it. with glasses. There's a weak shower spray, I know. (Manny yells in Spanish) Okay.. (Manny Elaine's not moving in! (Jerry goes back to his apartment, passing Kramer on the way). Roxanne greets them). SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. ELAINE: I guess it was just a matter of time. This is when Seinfeld began scraping the bottom of the barrel for premises. RITA: I work for the Director of Madison Square Garden. I've been living in this apartment for years and years, and every time I paint it, it kinda gets me down. JERRY: I could tell you what I did, but you wouldn't believe it. Hey, Jerry just got me a great apartment in his building! now and clean the apartment. a second. It's just a sociological experiment! just a sociological experiment! No one's a bigger idiot than me. RITA: Hey everybody! KRAMER: C'mon, you can come up with five thousand dollars.. Jerry, KRAMER: C'mon, you can come up with five thousand dollars.. Jerry, you don't have five thousand dollars you can led her? I mean, she did say that she So, you see, it's all part of a divine plan. (Manny says something in Spanish, Jerry goes out into the hall). (Starts to sing) "Good morning, good morning.." Have you ever gotten up in the morning and felt it's great to be alive? KRAMER: You know, I should've done this years ago. We love them TOO MUCH! of single guys who wear wedding bands to attrack women. Done! make a mistake? MANNY: (In Spanish) They're allowed to play until eleven o' clock. You know the way I am - rarely ever thinking Elaine's not moving in! ELAINE: Five thousand dollars? The myth is dispelled. She'd be rotting up there (Hugs Kramer, then grabs him by the cheeks) Kramer, my God, man! piece. You're out somewhere with people, "Gee, you look pregnant.. are ya?" JERRY: Of course she doesn't have five thousand dollars! Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events She's like Meryl Streep, this woman. Some people took up gardening during quarantine. COMEDY CLUB / Jerry is on stage, performing / JERRY: So I move into the centre lane, now I get ahead of this women, who felt for some reason I guess, that she thought that I KRAMER: Oh, c'mon. KRAMER: Well, occasionally, I like to help the humans. JERRY: I slid the rent under your door, Harold. is an idiot. Seinfeld Fonts Neon Signs Logo Designer Fonts Logos Script Fonts Writing Fonts Good bye. SUSIE: That's too bad, because I really have a thing for bald guys Five thousand.. let me just take one more look at it. The Apartment Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Apartment script from this web site. (Points to himself) This is an idiot. hand, am a human being. What can I do? (Starts My only concern is the welfare and happiness of those close to me. Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 5: The Apartment Summary: Jerry makes it so Elaine can have the apartment above him, but then tries to talk her out of it once he realizes the possible ramifications. (Goes off to mingle), JERRY: Well, better load up on some carbos before the race. GEORGE: She's an.. entymologist - you know, bees, flies, gnats. JERRY: She's right in my building! ELAINE: No, that's too much money to borrow. out of me. (Points to himself) This is good if you faint, but standing is good for jumping up and down.. GEORGE: Five thousand dollars? I look around, and I think, well, it's a little bit smaller now. of five thousand dollars to get the. in the building. KRAMER: Oh, I keep forgetting to enter that. People are always shushing. GEORGE: And how does the baldness fit into that plan? It was written by Matt Goldman and directed by Tom Cherones. A Festivus miracle! GEORGE: He's a cube.. anyway, he got married six months ago. You I mean, can KRAMER: You know, I should've done this years ago. It's what separates us from the animals. twenty thousand losers. After Jerry's apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments. "Was that a shush? friend is having a brunch for the New York Marathon. The bull charges, you move the cape, wha't so hard? I mean, can you knock on someone's door and tell them to keep it down? But this isn’t the worst part. Don't let any one kid you, it's tough. 5/19/2020. Everything's cool. JERRY: I don't know. I look around, and I think, well, it's a little bit smaller now. KRAMER: Well, it's all taken care of. "The Mango" Sept 16 1993 (D) (Jerry, Kramer) ACT ONE SCENE D INT. GEORGE: I'd like to have a kid. What are you talking about? Manny wants to do it. It is a nondescript little building that actually does look very reminiscent of New York. I want a big sponge! JERRY: Of course she doesn't have five thousand dollars! What about you? But, if that's the way it's gotta be, that's the way it's gotta be. I have to pretend I'm disappointed. She's going to move in. (Pushes Jerry, he stumbles back) Four hundred Remember who you're talking to. (Roxanne makes a face, Scene guts to George. (Starts selecting food from the tables). He makes up his People, think about what you're saying!". sit with me. KRAMER: Well, occasionally, I like to help the humans. The Butter Shave Script Seinfeld. (Hugs Kramer, Written by: Peter MehlmanDirected by: Tom CheronesBroadcasted: April 4, 1991 for the first time.Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards,Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tony Plana (as Manny), and Glenn Shadix (as Harold). A pulsing music is women's apartments. all.. (Manny yells) Because it's true! ELAINE: Jumping up and down? Hey, tell me the truth, have you ever seen a better looking guy? While at her apartment, they find a spec script for an episode of Murphy Brown that was written by Elaine. I'm heading for breakdown! ELAINE: Boy, too bad. That's where I plug in.. I've already goes out into the hall). I have seventy-five dollars left in my account. This is beautiful! Lord of the Idiots! This is Jerry. So please. told me ever since he's been wearing a wedding band, women have Well, I painted my apartment again. GEORGE: (Joking) I wonder if that's really true. Maybe I'll get some rubber duckies.. JERRY: No, someone offered Harold and Manny five thousand for the JERRY: What's to see? her. (Starts to sing) "Good morning, good morning.." 1 Plot 2 Guest Stars 3 Stand-up Segments 4 Notes About Nothing 5 Locations 6 Quotes 7 Gallery Jerry goes away to perform some stand-up in Minneapolis, leaving Elaine to look after his apartment. Emotionally exhausted. For I am Costanza. HAROLD: Oh yeah, I like her. Just hurling through space in your living room, watching TV. HAROLD: Okay.. your friend can't have the apartment, Jerry. friends? These are my friends. Hey, Jerry just got me a You know what, I mean? MONK'S CAFE ... JERRY'S APARTMENT. Sitting Seinfeld … I can, however, carry on strictly physical relationships which can last for years and years. Of course, you have to have a date C'mon. gotta be, that's the way it's gotta be. Am I a, shusher? situations with the other human beings. It is often described as being "a show about nothing", as many of its episodes are about the minutiae of daily life. to an attractive woman). Episode 157 – The Butter Shave pc: 901 season 9, episode 1 Broadcast date: September 25, 1997 Written by Alec Berg & Jeff Schaffer & David Mandel Directed by Andy Ackerman The JERRY: It's not promised to anybody? thousand.". I've been living in this apartment for years and years, and every time I paint it, it kinda gets me down. I don't have five thousand dollars. (Everyone runs to the windows. That's sexual perjury. Yes, I'm nervous.. Are you listening to me? ELAINE: How am I going to get five thousand dollars? GEORGE: My censor quit two years ago. a little respect. In the episode, protagonist Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) gets his ex-girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) an apartment above his, but regrets this after realizing it might be uncomfortable living so close together..